How foreigners speak English, continued...

Reading the promotional blurb for an infusion pitcher, I was charmed by this statement: 

Remove the lid and insert your fruit of desire, it’s that simple.

There's something about 'fruit of desire' that is just more appealing than the prim and proper 'desired fruit'. Anyway, it's a bargain price and a nice design, so I'm buying it. It turns out that, with so many infusion possibilities presenting themselves continually, one infusion pitcher isn't really enough.