Wardrobe Malfunctions

Apparently the former Meghan Markle, now Duchess of Sussex, was spotted with a clothes tag dangling from somewhere near the hem of her dress. Seems an odd place for a tag to be — but in any case, this is something that would NEVER happen to me. Why? Because I cut any and all tags out of all my clothes — and off towels, tea towels, bedding, and anything whatsoever — before I use them. I simply hate tags. I never want to see them, and if they are important (though honestly, they almost never are) I’ll put them in my sewing basket. I hate the way they rub (I am the princess and they are the pea), the way they deface my beautiful items, the way they intrude on what is mine. That said, I threw on a dress this afternoon before walking Betsy, and when I looked down I noticed the seams and realized it was inside out. Quel horreur!